● THE UNOFFICIAL TECH ANIMAL REGISTRY

Find your company's
spirit animal.

Every tech company wants a cute animal.
Most of the good ones are already taken.

Popular searches:

The crowded enclosures

The animals tech simply refuses to leave alone.

Wander the full zoo

9.9/10 occupied · 4 sightings

9.8/10 occupied · 2 sightings

9.7/10 occupied · 7 sightings

9.5/10 occupied · 5 sightings

9.1/10 occupied · 2 sightings

9.0/10 occupied · 3 sightings

8.9/10 occupied · 3 sightings

GNU / Wildebeest

8.8/10 occupied · 1 sighting

HOW IT WORKS

A highly scientific process.*

01

Name your dream animal

The one your brand strategist called “approachable, but disruptive.”

02

We check the enclosures

Against our hand-fed list of mascots, logos and suspiciously animal-shaped brands.

03

Ignore us and use it anyway

We're not the mascot police. We are barely zoologists.